Golden Years Joker Gifts

"With all the widows living here, I don't think of it as retirement. . . more like I was put out to stud!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Snowman Driver

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Toilet humour

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

"You idiots … we lost!"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'They think I can walk on water.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'Lion!'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

A clown & his clone.

'A room with double beds, please.'