Golden Parachute Enthusiast T-Shirts

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Dog Dreams

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Broomstick crash.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

'I have a connection to make.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

"The Catlich Maneuver"

Mountain escalator.

In case of fire call yourself.

'Come on! You only live once!'

"Thanks man!"

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

The Football Parachute

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

"I want that one, mommy!"

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

'Sure, we can help by giving Rum, but I realized I could help more by becoming a fully qualified doctor!'

"Ah! Mans best friend, and carried by a dog!"

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair