Golden Parachute Enthusiast Gifts

Searching for the ideal gift for the golden parachute enthusiast? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items that make a playful nod to high-flying career exits. Perfect for those who appreciate a good joke about corporate escapes, these products add humor and personality to any office or home. Whether for a successful executive or a fervent career climber, find something that celebrates their unique enthusiasm for golden parachutes in style.

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'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.' mockup

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'

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'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.' mockup

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

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Dog Dreams

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"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one." mockup

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

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Broomstick crash.

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'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.' mockup

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

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"Rescue someone; rescue yourself" mockup

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

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Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas mockup

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

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'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!' mockup

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

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I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law. mockup

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

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"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed." mockup

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

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SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

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Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings. mockup

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

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"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!" mockup

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

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'I have a connection to make.'

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Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute. mockup

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

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'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.' mockup

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

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Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery mockup

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

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'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.' mockup

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

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"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!" mockup

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

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"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?" mockup

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

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"The Catlich Maneuver"

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Mountain escalator.

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In case of fire call yourself.

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'Come on! You only live once!'

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"Thanks man!"

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Dating... In the age of the coronavirus mockup

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

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The Football Parachute

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"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving." mockup

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

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"I want that one, mommy!"

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'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.' mockup

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

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'Sure, we can help by giving Rum, but I realized I could help more by becoming a fully qualified doctor!'

'Sure, we can help by giving Rum, but I realized I could help more by becoming a fully qualified doctor!' mockup

'Sure, we can help by giving Rum, but I realized I could help more by becoming a fully qualified doctor!'

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"Ah! Mans best friend, and carried by a dog!"

"Ah! Mans best friend, and carried by a dog!" mockup

"Ah! Mans best friend, and carried by a dog!"

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A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'. mockup

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

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Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair mockup

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

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Golden Parachute Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Golden Parachute Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty designs perfect for the golden parachute enthusiast’s morning coffee.

Golden Parachute Enthusiast Pillows

Bring humor to any room with pillows that celebrate the thrill of high-flying career moves.

Golden Parachute Enthusiast Prints

Browse our selection of prints that capture the humor and spirit of the golden parachute enthusiast.

Golden Parachute Enthusiast T-Shirts

Find amusing and clever t-shirts that speak to the golden parachute lover’s playful side.