Golden Parachute Guru Gifts

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

Apples for sale

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

"I need to tinkle."

Broomstick crash.

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Leonardo and Galileo get together for an experiment

"You idiot! I said, 'Buy more gold', not mold!!"

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.