Golden Oldies Revivalist Gifts

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

How Gary got his groove back.

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Old songs made new

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Solar Flares

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

Rescuing the Music Industry.

The last of the mullet.