Golden Egg Gatherers Gifts

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We have three minutes left.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Easter Egg Delivery

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Golden Eggs.

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Fresh eggs!'

'That's much better.'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Fee Range Chickens

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Pope Benedict at Easter

Oh, yeah, I'll make sire THAT kid feels guilty the rest of his life.

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."