Golden Age Athlete Gifts

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Gary turns 40.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Zdeno Chara

Gareth Bale

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

"I'm not worrying. I've got most of my money in handbaskets."

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

When Seniors Fly

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

"You've still got it Joao."

'Ref!!'

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

Senior Olympics

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Bernard Hinault

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

Nice custom job, Bill!

Rugby golden oldies.