Ancient Athlete Gifts

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Olympic curling

Neanderthal Golf.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Good game."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Bernard Hinault

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'If you had respect for ecology, you'd resist defacing nature's handiwork with your mindless graffiti!'

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

Carbon Dating Agency

"Stuff history. We're going this way."

Grim Reaper in trainers.

Pre-Columbian Premier League (1275 B.C.).

Prehistoric Basketball Player

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

Ghoul Keeper