Ancient Warrior Gifts

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

Soldier armed with a pen.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Mod Kwan Doh

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'Coleridge'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Minister Starts at a New Church

Guitar Hero.

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

Science vs. Literature, an Eternal Battle.

Jurassic Country Club.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

Cockfight of words

Axes 'R' Us Store

'Razed any good cities lately?'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word