Ancient Athlete Prints

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Olympic curling

Neanderthal Golf.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Good game."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

Gareth Bale

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

I'm tired of working, Randy. One of my ancestors put it best. It was the early days of the Roman republic. Randius Taylorus Maximus was a soldier in the Roman phalanx. That bored him to death. All the clumsy formations, all the cumbersome gear, all the losing ... so he deserted and joined up with the Spartans. That's where he stopped "working" for a living, and got to do what he loved. He got to oil up and go into battle half-naked, with nothing but his shield, his sword and his loincloth. Years

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Bernard Hinault

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

'If you had respect for ecology, you'd resist defacing nature's handiwork with your mindless graffiti!'

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Carbon Dating Agency

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

"Stuff history. We're going this way."

Ryan Bayley

Grim Reaper in trainers.

Pre-Columbian Premier League (1275 B.C.).

Prehistoric Basketball Player

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.