Ancient Athletes Prints

Prehistoric Basketball Player

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Good game."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'If you had respect for ecology, you'd resist defacing nature's handiwork with your mindless graffiti!'

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

Early Football

Carbon Dating Agency

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

"Stuff history. We're going this way."

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

Way ahead of its time and sadly doomed to extinction: A prehistoric punting and gathering society.

Pre-Columbian Premier League (1275 B.C.).

Grim Reaper in trainers.

Neanderthal Golf.

Olympic curling

'Wait -- what if the Canaanites want to convert?'

Man surrounded by dinosaur bones at a museum looks at a sign that reads "Feeding time 4:30 p.m.".

'Oh no. Looks like another split crew.'

How's My Charioteering?