Gold Medalists In Childcare Gifts

Modern Parenting Olympic Scoring System

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'The child is very illogical'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

A Tit for Tat.

Fitness Programme for babies

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Children's Nursery

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

Champions biting their medals

Beware of teething baby.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Welcome to MOMtana

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

Women with her children of leashes passes dog walker with dogs so well trained they have no leashes.

'Just the one, thanks.'

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

'The electric fence is a godsend.'