Childcare Hero Gifts

Nanny in park sees box for disposable nannies

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'The child is very illogical'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"I'm bored."

Babies vs. Dogs

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

A Tit for Tat.

Fitness Programme for babies

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

Acclaimed mother.

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

JAMES BONDING

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'That never gets old.'

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

'Mother will catch you!'

"I mean, he does have a point."

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

I must not erase major breakthroughs....

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Pandemic-parenting

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"