Childcare Hero Mugs

Nanny in park sees box for disposable nannies

'The child is very illogical'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"I'm bored."

Babies vs. Dogs

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

A Tit for Tat.

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Fitness Programme for babies

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

Acclaimed mother.

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

JAMES BONDING

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'That never gets old.'

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

'Mother will catch you!'

"I mean, he does have a point."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

Pandemic-parenting

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

I must not erase major breakthroughs....