Homeschool Hero Mugs

"One nice thing about home schooling is you never get a teacher you don't like."

Homeschooled Doctor. Mom says: 'After you set your sister's leg one more time we'll take a milk and cookies break...'

Homeschool graduation ceremony. (A single mortar board is tossed in the air.)

"Being homeschooled wasn't so bad except for the homemade cheerleading outfits."

"I don't have to get up early to go to school. I'm home schooled."

"Really, mum? Another 'Pasta Art' class?"

"If you don't shut up about the shutdown, I'll lock you down up in your bedroom."

Pandemic-parenting

"One bit of advice, Eddie: Don't blame the teacher when you're home schooled."

Care Package

"I may have to go back into the office - we're running low on stationery."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Home Schooling'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

JAMES BONDING

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"She's a high grade teacher."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.