Home School Hero Mugs

Professional Parents

'Being home-schooled means I can be a runaway and a dropout at the same time.'

Making home school real: 'I'm the bully who comes by twice a week to take your kid's lunch money!'

"We moved here for the schools."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

"My parents home school me for half the day. Then I home school them on technology for the other half."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

PROBLEM AREAS

'Home Schooling'

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"She's a high grade teacher."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'Right lad, now it's my turn for free expression . . . (I wish!)'

I must not erase major breakthroughs....

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

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