School Hero Mugs

'Being a Principal of an inner city school is a demanding job. My single most important priority is to lower the drop-out rate for students and teachers.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

'Don't worry about next year, Kathy. All teachers agree on the multiplication tables.'

'Please sir - I'm being cyber bullied!'

'Tommy, I think you're taking this hall monitoring job too seriously.'

'Rough day Principal Harris?'

"The custodian's job is 10 percent janitorial and 90 percent as my bodyguard."

Schoolboy with broken leg.

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Exam

"Could I ask just one question?"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

PROBLEM AREAS

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"She's a high grade teacher."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.