School Superhero Mugs

'I hope that is not too much of an inconvenience for you, but I'm desperate to hold on to good teachers.'

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'I'm afraid your daughter isn't paying attention in class.'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

Teaching kids is my greatest joy...But the bodily violences kinda hard to take.

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

Exam

"Could I ask just one question?"

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I started a collection!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Just doing the school run.'

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'Straight A's. That means good.'