Homeschool Hero Pillows

"One nice thing about home schooling is you never get a teacher you don't like."

Homeschooled Doctor. Mom says: 'After you set your sister's leg one more time we'll take a milk and cookies break...'

"Being homeschooled wasn't so bad except for the homemade cheerleading outfits."

"I don't have to get up early to go to school. I'm home schooled."

"If you don't shut up about the shutdown, I'll lock you down up in your bedroom."

Pandemic-parenting

"One bit of advice, Eddie: Don't blame the teacher when you're home schooled."

Care Package

Domestic Superheroes!!

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Home Schooling'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

JAMES BONDING

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"She's a high grade teacher."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."