Homeschool Heroes Pillows

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Home Schooling'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"She's a high grade teacher."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

I'm home-schooling him.

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

I must not erase major breakthroughs....

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

Pandemic-parenting

'Right lad, now it's my turn for free expression . . . (I wish!)'

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

"We moved here for the schools."

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"

''Excellent','excellent','a delight' - for heaven's sake, don't you ever feel like rebelling a bit?'

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

"I may have to go back into the office - we're running low on stationery."

'What'd you learn today?'

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Mike, did you just call me the B-Word, you fatherless good-for-nothing piece of excrement?'

Welcome to summer school.