Homeschool Champion Pillows

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Children's education

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'Home Schooling'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Fathers are Heroes

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

Lessons.

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

Pandemic-parenting

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

"We moved here for the schools."

'I came untucked.'

Parents teacher conference.

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"Tammy first, then Charles."

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"