Homeschool Champion Pillows

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Children's education

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'Home Schooling'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"Dad, does BC mean 'Before Covid'?"

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Fathers are Heroes

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

Lessons.

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

I'm home-schooling him.

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

Pandemic-parenting

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

"We moved here for the schools."

Parents teacher conference.

'I came untucked.'

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"Who gives you homework?"

"Tammy first, then Charles."

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'