Going To The Mall Gifts

'I'm tired for shopping, Joy. I just wanna sit down, and my shoulder hurts from carrying my purse.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Brick and Mortar

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

Illuminating agricultural production

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

'No thanks, just looking.'

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

Super Homeworld

'Niche market'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

Where are you? Find Out! $1.00.

Talking doll calls lady and child f***ing cheapskates for not purchasing one of them.

"I can't find anything on line. I'm going to the mall."

Missing Person: Last seen shopping

Now at the Farmers' Market

Flea Market.

"This was all stolen locally."

Man looking at poster making fun of him for being lost.

Post Brexit food shortages start to bite

the spitting cactus...