Going To The Mall T-Shirts

'I'm tired for shopping, Joy. I just wanna sit down, and my shoulder hurts from carrying my purse.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

Brick and Mortar

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'No thanks, just looking.'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

Illuminating agricultural production

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

Super Homeworld

Americana Mall

'Niche market'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

Where are you? Find Out! $1.00.

"I can't find anything on line. I'm going to the mall."

"It's stuck in overdrive. What should I do?"

Talking doll calls lady and child f***ing cheapskates for not purchasing one of them.

Missing Person: Last seen shopping

Now at the Farmers' Market

Flea Market.

"This was all stolen locally."

"Well, it's up the escalator, on that second floor, you take a left at men's wear, go past the fabric store."

Post Brexit food shortages start to bite