God Of Thunder Fan Gifts

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"It's the groundhogs. They think you're the God of Thunder."

Robert Fripp

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Bryan Ferry

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Zombie pet tricks.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"Well, we got the grant."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Halloween sculptor

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Monster Realtor

Gregg Allman

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Vampire with a violin

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

Count Flatula