God Of Thunder Fan Pillows

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Bryan Ferry

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Zombie pet tricks.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

Halloween Selfie

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Well, we got the grant."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Halloween sculptor

Monster Realtor

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

Vampire with a violin

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Count Flatula

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.