God Of The Underworld Fan Pillows

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Tokyo City Limits

Haunted museum

"Give us a chip."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

"Surf's up."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

God playing with dolls.

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

'Vlad, I know it's not your fault that you don't have a reflection but...'

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

BIG HOOF

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."

Dracula Waits For the Bus With A Coffin Briefcase.

A Ghost

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"

"Humans! I told you to abduct humans...NOT mosquitoes!"