God Of The Underworld Fan Pillows

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'There's an imposter among us!'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Bram Stoker

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

Tokyo City Limits

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Give us a chip."

Haunted museum

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'Well, that was a mismatch. . . ok, we need a volunteer - who wants to guard Godzilla?'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

God playing with dolls.

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"Surf's up."

'Vlad, I know it's not your fault that you don't have a reflection but...'

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

BIG HOOF

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

A Ghost

"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."

Dracula Waits For the Bus With A Coffin Briefcase.