Hell And Underworld Theme Fans Pillows

"We're ALL gonna have to up our game now!"

Toadstools

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'I could have had a V-8!'

''Fancy a quick pint?'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

"It's what the people want. You run wild for a couple of hours and then - zap - you're back to normal."

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

'I love your perfume, what is it?' -'Exhumed!'

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"

Dracula sees his reflection in the mirror.

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

"Master Vlad, we must not forget wearing our bib when we go out playing at night."

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn!"

'Man, can't find the keys again! Now do you think these things would come with a light? No, that would make too much sense!'

'My god! Frankenstein's not only brought it back to life...he's created a monster.'

"My next guest is a mob of angry villagers!"