Hell And Underworld Theme Fans Pillows

"We're ALL gonna have to up our game now!"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Toadstools

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Ghosts from around the world

'I could have had a V-8!'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

"That's what we look like naked??"

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

The Wackoman (Heat it).

''Fancy a quick pint?'

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

"It's what the people want. You run wild for a couple of hours and then - zap - you're back to normal."

'I love your perfume, what is it?' -'Exhumed!'

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"

Jimmy Hoffa in hell.

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

Dracula sees his reflection in the mirror.

'My god! Frankenstein's not only brought it back to life...he's created a monster.'

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

"Well, I've finally gotten out of the office."

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn!"

'Man, can't find the keys again! Now do you think these things would come with a light? No, that would make too much sense!'

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'