Heaven And Hell Fan Pillows

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"Closed until further notice."

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Heaven and Hell

"Ugh, it rings every time an angel gets his wings - how do I put it in silent mode?"

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

Why it takes longer for lawyers to get in: 'This would go a lot faster if you'd stop saying, 'alleged'...'

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

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