Game Of Thrones Fan Gifts

"This is out last week to argue about politics before we're all obsessed with 'Game of Thrones.'"

"For heaven’s sake, Doc, enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in plain Dothraki!"

Trump's New Tariffs

It's Good To Be King

"You don't have alzheimer's. No one can remember who's who on Game of Thrones."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Hair Crop Circle

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Best before 65 million BC.

A day at the transgenic races

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

The star hunters

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."