Game Of Thrones Fan T-Shirts

"This is out last week to argue about politics before we're all obsessed with 'Game of Thrones.'"

"For heaven’s sake, Doc, enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in plain Dothraki!"

It's Good To Be King

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

A day at the transgenic races

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

The star hunters

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Best before 65 million BC.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"They look like pickles."

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."