Game Of Thrones Fanatic T-Shirts

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Bowled over again!

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Evolution.

Cut!

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Astral Projection

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"What the hell took so long?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Invisible clothes

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Like that?"

Currently Boston

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince