Lord Of The Rings Fan T-Shirts

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Love Trap

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Luke Sleepwalker...

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"