Lord Of The Rings T-Shirts

"I keep reading 'Lord of the Rings' over and over again...!"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Uneasy Rider

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

Road Buddies

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"So that's a 'no'. . .?"

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

Poetry reading nightly

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

Narcissus

Hermes

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Going on a fox hunt.

'He has a great left hook,'

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

Whale transportation!

Man mistakes speed gun for an actual gun