Lord Of The Rings Gifts

"I keep reading 'Lord of the Rings' over and over again...!"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Uneasy Rider

Road Buddies

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Poetry reading nightly

"So that's a 'no'. . .?"

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

'He has a great left hook,'

Narcissus

Going on a fox hunt.

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Hermes

Whale transportation!

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

Man mistakes speed gun for an actual gun