Lord Of The Rings Enthusiast Gifts

'There's a wizard, three hobbits and an elf out here inquiring about a ring.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

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'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

Mermaids

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

'He has a great left hook,'

Loch Ness.

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

TV Time

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

'There's a wizard, three hobbits and an elf out here inquiring about a ring.'

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

"Dragons were never out of style."

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'

'Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size. . . I take a four carat.'

"I didn't know you COULD finish Netflix."