Lord Of The Rings Enthusiast Gifts

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

'He has a great left hook,'

Mermaids

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

Loch Ness.

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

TV Time

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

"Dragons were never out of style."

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

Inventive Uses of Halo

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'

'Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size. . . I take a four carat.'