Lord Of The Rings Fan Mugs

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

The Pink Bantha

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Love Trap

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Luke Sleepwalker...

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Leonard Nimoy

007's Dating Mishaps

Darth Vader at the hair salon

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

The Last Jedi dvd is going to have fourteen deleted scenes! Horrible mistake. The confident creator releases his work to the world and says This is it. This is what I want to show you. He doesn't then show you all the stuff he might have put in the story. Did Prince release the deleted stanza from Little Red Corvette where he also compared her to a Ford Pinto? Wait ... Prince compared a sexy lady to a Ford Pinto? Who knows? That's my point. Aren't you glad you don't know what?