Role-playing Game Fan Mugs

Kday & Knight Chemist

"Quenching your thirst for vengeance on his cowering carcass will have to wait; his schedule is full. I can squeeze you in next Friday."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

Fancy Dress Box

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Chess Halloween

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

"Wanna play doctor?"