Fantasy Role-play Fan Mugs

"Let's pretend I need rescuing."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"They're class action figures."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

Hunding

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

Fancy Dress Box

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'