Goatee Enthusiast T-Shirts

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Moustached gentleman

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

30 Days Has Movember

Street Organ - Monkey

Vincent Van Goat.

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

'Do you have it in black?'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Facial hair continental drift.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'Excellent napkin.'

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

Goose escapes the tv.

Closed Thursdays.

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"