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I think we should only own stock in companies whose products we actually use. That's why I've proposed selling all our Gillette stock. I'm growing in my goatee and you won't stop me, woman!!! Goatees make older gentlemen look dashing and mysterious. They make them look like Colonel Sanders.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

Bees Are Social Creatures.

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Facial hair continental drift.

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'Excellent napkin.'

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Goose escapes the tv.

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'He's a goatee herder.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

Billy was conflicted and confused.

I lactate, therefore I am.

Mountain Goat Olympics. 1 2 3.

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.