Goatee Grower Prints

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

Facial hair continental drift.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Excellent napkin.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Goose escapes the tv.

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'He's a goatee herder.'

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

I lactate, therefore I am.

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

'Knocked down twice by the same goat.'