Goatee Groomer Prints

'He's a goatee herder.'

'Believe it or not, my husband finds my goatee very attractive...'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Biofelineism

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Canine Companion

Skeleton playing fetch.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Dog Park

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog lover

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Dogs shaving

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Be kind"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'