Goatee Groomer Pillows

'He's a goatee herder.'

'Believe it or not, my husband finds my goatee very attractive...'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Biofelineism

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Canine Companion

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Dog Park

Dog lover

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Dogs shaving

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

The First Martian Dog.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Super pets.

"Be kind"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."