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"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Bear at a vending machine

Vincent Van Goat.

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

Facial hair continental drift.

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Marxist Elephant

'Excellent napkin.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'He's a goatee herder.'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

Mountain Goat Olympics. 1 2 3.

I lactate, therefore I am.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

"If it ends up looking good on my chinny chin chin, I'll grow a full beard."

'Knocked down twice by the same goat.'