Goatee Admirers Gifts

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Vincent Van Goat.

Bear at a vending machine

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

Facial hair continental drift.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'Excellent napkin.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'He's a goatee herder.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

I lactate, therefore I am.

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

"If it ends up looking good on my chinny chin chin, I'll grow a full beard."

'Knocked down twice by the same goat.'

'With these clever disguises we'll be able to move freely among the earthlings and observe them undetected!'