Goatee Lover Gifts

A portrait of a man

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Facial hair continental drift.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Excellent napkin.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Goose escapes the tv.

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'He's a goatee herder.'

I lactate, therefore I am.

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

Mountain Goat Olympics. 1 2 3.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

Billy was conflicted and confused.

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

'Knocked down twice by the same goat.'

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!

'I told you not to put goat's cheese on that trap.'

'Thanks again ol' buddy.'