Goatee Enthusiast Gifts

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Moustached gentleman

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

30 Days Has Movember

Street Organ - Monkey

Vincent Van Goat.

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Facial hair continental drift.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'Excellent napkin.'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

Goose escapes the tv.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Closed Thursdays.

Climbing with a mountain goat.