Goatee Lover Pillows

A portrait of a man

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"I like to stay on top of things."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Facial hair continental drift.

'Excellent napkin.'

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Goose escapes the tv.

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'He's a goatee herder.'

I lactate, therefore I am.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

'Knocked down twice by the same goat.'

'I told you not to put goat's cheese on that trap.'

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!

'Thanks again ol' buddy.'