Gloves Gifts

Warm Gloves

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Deregulated Baseball

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Boxing

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'He has a great left hook,'

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

Ask me about my uppercut.

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

The future Muhammad Ali about to be conceived.

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

Boxer with a pizza

Goodbye Jackson

'There's nothing wrong. My hands are cold and I left my warm gloves in the tractor.'

Hand takes a shower,

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

I wanted gloves without fingers!

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'I should have won that last fight.'