Gloves Gifts

Warm Gloves

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Deregulated Baseball

Boxing

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'He has a great left hook,'

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

'There's nothing wrong. My hands are cold and I left my warm gloves in the tractor.'

Boxer with a pizza

Hand takes a shower,

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

I wanted gloves without fingers!

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'I should have won that last fight.'