Gloves Champion Gifts

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Arr...Italian it be.

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

'There's nothing wrong. My hands are cold and I left my warm gloves in the tractor.'

Boxer with a pizza

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Hand takes a shower,

Boxer with glasses.

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

I wanted gloves without fingers!

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

'It's an honor to introduce you two.'

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

'I can't see you either...'